Saturday, January 31, 2009

Why Do Men Have Nipples?

I normally haven't spent the blog time giving book reviews. I read a lot, belong to a book club and know first hand that book choices are very individual. Book choices can be influenced by your mood, when you last had chocolate or who you are angry with. So what I am going to do is give you a teaser...I picked up a book totally based on it title, "Why Do Men Have Nipples." It is the best book I have read all week. Filled with questions that you always wondered about but in polite company never ask or you are just not keen on looking stupid. Such as...

1. Does eating chocolate cause acne?
2. Is sperm nutritious or fattening?
3. Do oysters really make you horny?
4. If someone is choking at a dinner party, can you do a tracheotomy with an oyster knife?
5. Does urinating on a jellyfish sting stop the burn?
6. Why do you get the munchies when you are stoned?
7. Can you drink your own urine?
8. Can you really explode from eating too much?
9. Can you swallow your own tongue?
10. Why can you ignite a fart?

These are only a fraction of the questions answered in this book but I will not give you the answers....you'll just have to risk someone seeing you buy your own copy.

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