Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Below ZERO


It is so cold outside that we had some visitors.  They seems to be lost but...hey the temperature was right.  They were heading south for the winter but heard it had snowed in Los Angeles yesterday!

So they said, "screw this" and started heading back up north.  My sister saw them in Napa yesterday.  She said it was so cold that her pipes froze...19 degrees.  No wine available for the travelers so they came heading back north.  If there was no warm place they might as well go home.

So now they are in Bend.  They stopped by the Chamber of Commerce to get the scoop on the place and were greeted by a gaggle of geese...who said, "SWEET."  This place is wide open!  The people here can't agree on what to do with feathered visitors so we invited all our relatives to move on up or down in your case.  Lots of free food and with all the golfing here you can eat fresh greens and see for miles if any predators are coming...but I think you really need to get new suits...this is a laid back town...no tuxedo's needed.

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