Thursday, April 9, 2009

Holy Smokes....

The health care news is out of control!!!!!!! People must want to know this stuff because they are sick and tired of reading the business doom section.

Now the tobacco companies are starting a new campaign against the truthism that cigarette are responsible for increases in health care cost. Instead the new campaign says that if you smoke you die younger, so you don't use health insurance as long as those "healthy non smokers" who are living too long and abusing the health insurance.

Also found out that some of my fat is good fat!!!!!! whooo whooo!!!!! Turns out that the fat, babies are born with is what sustains them until they can figure out how to get the milk out of the bottle or the boobie. This fat still exists within an adult body but in smaller amounts. If scientist can figure out how to jump start this good fat, it will eat the bad fat!!!! I am donating money to this research!

And lastly, Sitting is a disease! (so many exclamation points...this stuff is exciting) Some doctors now believe that sitting is unhealthy and should be considered a disease. It is contrary to what the human body was designed to do and we burn a 1000 less calories now than a generation ago because of the disease of sitting! I am going to go to my employer and apply for disability!!!!!!!! I sit way too much and although the article states you should get up regularly and pace the hallways, I believe that if you get up and pace the hallways while swinging your fists at the injustice that is being heaped on us poor nurses you will burn a few more calories. Although you risk that your boss might call a Dr. Strong.

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