Monday, March 23, 2009

10 Reasons You Know The Economy is Really Bad

Well here goes, some of these were pulled from right out of the headlines...some were from life...and some are just fantasy...or not.

10. You know the economy is really bad when Cuban boat people pull their boats out of storage and head back to Cuba.

9. You know the economy is really bad when your new hair stylist is located at Super Cuts.

8. You know the economy is really bad when McDonald's opens a video poker room in the former children's playground.

7. You know the economy is really bad when Girl's Night Out is held in the parking lot after work.

6. You know the economy is really bad when you ask the liquor store if they have coupons.

5. You know the economy is really bad when your employer starts charging you for water cups.

4. You know the economy is really bad when you go to goodwill and buy back what you donated last year.

3. You know the economy is really bad when you go out for ice cream and your sharing the same cone from McDonald's.

2. You know the economy is really bad when instead of going out to the movies, you sing Karaoke to each other

1. You know the economy is really bad when you are willing to stand on a corner to wave a sign for a going out of business sale....

I have seen the signs...but video poker at McDonald's....lets hope it doesn't come to that...

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