Tuesday, January 25, 2011

What Do You See


A friend of mine was bemoaning the lines showing up on her face and the sagging of her jowls. Since we work in surgery and talk to surgeons on and off all day she stopped one of the "plastic" guys and asked them if there was something that could be done. He told her she was fine and to stop looking at her face with one of those 10x mirrors!

It is important to accept that we do age and that there is a different kind of beauty in aging. I think those mirrors are made to help us with our aging eye sight...not to view who we are. I feel powerful these days when I look in the mirror and this morning I was wondering why?

I realized that somewhere along the recent days and weeks...I started liking what I was seeing. I stopped highlighting my hair, and I like my hair with little sprinkles of gray. I stopped looking at my jowls and started seeing my cheeks. I stopped using harsh make up and began using something more natural...and now...


When I look in the mirror I see me...and for 57 yrs old...I am pretty darn cute.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Laugh Out Loud

Today is a busy one with a class in Sisters at the Stitchin Post...so I decided to post this funny email that Greg sent me because it made me laugh out loud...and laughing out loud is good not only for your soul but your body!


Year to date statistics regarding the new airport passenger screening procedures from the TSA Section of the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,351
Natural Blondes 3

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Yoga VS Vertigo


Now that I am a few days out from this I can chuckle...a little. This year as the beginning of each year I try to figure out what is going to work for me...keep me healthy and moving forward. Although I own the most beautiful yoga mat given to me by my sister who SWEARS yoga is going to save us all...I think it may not be for me.

It might have been the trip to the ER after yoga class. A room with the temp set a 85 degrees, filled with mostly die-hard yoga people except for in the back row where I was...and, holding poses for 3-5 minutes. Class is supposed to make you feel better, more limber and refreshed. Not me...by minute 50 I realized my balance was off...I made it gingerly out of the room but then had to sit because I was dizzy. Then I made the walk down the hallway for water...but that is as far as I got. So as people trickled out of the class I thought...what the hey...what is wrong with me that I can't handle a little yoga class! BUT, one of the things I gave up this year was back talking to myself. I no longer plan on feeling bad about things that I can't accomplish or successfully perform.

Since I had a hard time walking...I thought maybe I would head to the Immediate Care. They didn't want me...boo hoo...so across the parking lot to the ER I went...NO I was not driving, Robin was, while my friend Lori picked up Greg and my car...which last longer at Juniper than I did!

3 hours later, with a liter of fluid and a little Zofran I not longer felt like I was going to upchuck the last weeks meals and I could walk...kind like I had only one cocktail instead of 10. Now 2 days later my balance is back.

What did I learn...I can't hold my head below my waist for 3 mintues...my body can, but my head can't handle it. I am no less of who I am because I couldn't handle Yoga. Enzo is happy cause it is going to be more walking for us and I didn't miss the Golden Globes, I just got to watch them on a gurney.

I think I am going to have to get some tips from Emily's mom who teaches Yoga sometimes...to special people.

Saturday, January 15, 2011


Oh my how fast a year passes. I had a "AH HA" moment when I was pulling out of my street and saw the crowded convention center. The Annual Wedding Fair. That's right, only a year ago I picked up my friend Colleen from the airport and we went directly to the fair. I was in high gear to gather the most information to help my then future daughter in law so she could have some choices. They lived out of town so it was up to me to get the facts.

Colleen and I sampled the cakes, appetizers, picked up brochures on photos, venues and even rode in a limo. WOW, it is hard to believe a year has passed! Those were exciting time, fun, crazy and the emails were flying

A Year...and in the end we now have a wonderful daughter in law and a beautiful grandson...life is good.

Meeting


I had to attend a meeting yesterday and while thinking about the outcome I ran across this poster which totally made me laugh out loud!!!!! Impress my colleagues...NOT. Feel important ...SO NOT. Give the appearce of progress, now we are talking. Meet other people...I'd rather do that over a nice cup of coffee...oh yeah that was a budget cut item.

Ah, the world is changing and I am trying to figure out how to make it change in a positive way, how much do I want to give. Because what I do know is if you fight for it to remain the same...you're history. It is going to change, whether you like it or not. AND, it is going to come at a price. So, how to I set the price I am willing to pay, what can I contribute that will make it not so painful? Because if I don't figure this out...it is going to be totally decided by someone higher up the food chain and this truth I know to be true...if, that happens I am NOT gonna like the price!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Retire Not


I woke up at 0315. I laid there for about 15 minutes trying to decide if I should fall back asleep until the alarm went off at 0400. In that 15 minutes I started thinking about the benefits of just quitting...or retiring!


1. I'd lose weight because I couldn't afford to buy food

2. I would never have indigestion because I could never go out to eat

3. I would become a tea drinker...cheaper than coffee

4. No happy hour, which I am not sure is a benefit

5. I'd never have to punch a clock for my measly 30 minute lunch

6. My house would be spotless because I couldn't afford any other entertainment but cleaning

the house.

7. My dog would be happy because our entertainment would be walking and throwing a ball.



The issues if I quit my job and retired would be that I would then become the full time employee of BSJ enterprises and I am sure...almost 100% sure she does not allow unionization. And I wouldn't get any breaks or lunch and I would have to become a lawyer.


So you know what...I love my job, I love my job, I love my job and off to work I go.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Backwards


Have you ever put you shirt on backwards and gone about your business without a clue? I did that this week. It was a nice long sleeved tee shirt and I just put it on backwards. I head to the first appointment of the day, my physical therapist...who is my new guru. We are sitting across from each other talking about my spectacular progress and something starts feeling funny...first in my brain, then at my neck. So I touch the neckline and realized I have my shirt on backwards.


Most people would just ignore it until they were in the privacy of a bathroom and switch it around. Not me...I am a what you see kinda gal who just lives right out there. When I fall down, I don't try to jump right back up and hope no one notices...I sit there and cry out loud, "I fell down" in case no one did notice. I can tap into my 4 year old heart in a mintue. So as soon as my fingers realized the neckline was wrong and my brain registered that my shirt was backwards...I looked at Stewart, PT and said, "my shirts on backwards!" He chuckled...and I said "weird that I would put my shirt on backwards." and so when we were going to move to the next room I told him, "I gotta fix my shirt" and I did.


I think it is a positive thing to be able to face something, and just accept and adjust. I am going to remember this today as I head to work....cause right now my work like is backwards.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Watch Out!

I don't know...after reading this article this morning I not only was intrigued by Romania but worried for it government. It is funny how little superstitions can make you nervous. Spending a good portion of my life in the Catholic church and even though I have not been a practicing Catholic for several years...I can't seem to throw this little palm frond into the garbage that I received on Palm Sunday several years ago. I just found it tucked away a couple of days ago cleaning and was going to throw it away...but now I think I am going to have to burn it as I was instructed when I was little. I do not think of myself as a superstitious person but...why tempt the gods...we really don't know what it all means...do we???

With that being said I think the government officials are tempting fate with the idea of taxing the witches...if the curse doesn't scare you, having cat excrement thrown at me would freak me out...from a germ point of view!


Curses! Romania’s witches forced to pay income tax
By Alison Mutler / The Associated Press
Published: January 06. 2011 4:00AM PST advertisement:MOGOSOIA, Romania — Everyone curses the tax man, but Romanian witches angry about having to pay up for the first time are planning to use cat excrement and dead dogs to cast spells on the president and government.

Also among Romania’s newest taxpayers are fortune tellers — but they probably should have seen it coming.

Superstitions are no laughing matter in Romania — the land of the medieval ruler who inspired the “Dracula” tale — and have been part of its culture for centuries. President Traian Basescu and his aides have been known to wear purple on certain days, supposedly to ward off evil.

Romanian witches from the east and west will head to the southern plains and the Danube River on Thursday to threaten the government with spells and spirits because of the tax law, which came into effect Jan. 1.

A dozen witches will hurl the poisonous mandrake plant into the Danube to put a hex on government officials “so evil will befall them,” said a witch named Alisia. She identified herself with one name — customary among Romania’s witches.

“This law is foolish. What is there to tax, when we hardly earn anything?” she said by telephone Wednesday. “The lawmakers don’t look at themselves, at how much they make, their tricks; they steal and they come to us asking us to put spells on their enemies.”

The new law is part of the government’s drive to collect more revenue and crack down on tax evasion in a country that is in recession.

In the past, the less mainstream professions of witch, astrologer and fortune teller were not listed in the Romanian labor code, as were those of embalmer, valet and driving instructor. Those who worked those jobs used their lack of registration to evade paying income tax.

Under the new law, like any self-employed person, they will pay 16 percent income tax and make contributions to health and pension programs.

Some argue the law will be hard to enforce, as the payments to witches and astrologers usually are made in cash and relatively small at 20 to 30 lei ($7 to $10) per consultation.

Mircea Geoana, who lost the presidential race to Basescu in 2009, performed poorly during a crucial debate, and his camp blamed attacks of negative energy by their opponent’s aides.

Geoana aide Viorel Hrebenciuc alleged there was a “violet flame” conspiracy during the campaign, saying Basescu and other aides dressed in purple on Thursdays to increase his chance of victory. They continue to be seen wearing purple clothing on important days, because the color supposedly makes the wearer superior and wards off evil.

Such spiritualism has long been tolerated by the Orthodox Church in Romania, and the late Communist dictator Nicolae Ceausescu and his wife, Elena, had their own personal witch.

Queen witch Bratara Buzea, 63, who was imprisoned in 1977 for witchcraft under Ceausescu’s repressive regime, is furious about the new law.

Sitting cross-legged in her villa in the lake resort of Mogosoaia, just north of Bucharest, she said Wednesday she planned to cast a spell using a particularly effective concoction of cat excrement and a dead dog, along with a chorus of witches.

“We do harm to those who harm us,” she said. “They want to take the country out of this crisis using us? They should get us out of the crisis because they brought us into it.”

“My curses always work!” she cackled in a smoky voice. She sat next to her wood-burning stove, surrounded by potions, charms, holy water and ceramic pots.

Not every witch is threatening fire and brimstone.

“This law is very good,” said Mihaela Minca. “It means that our magic gifts are recognized and I can open my own practice.”

Monday, January 3, 2011

It's In The Photo

In this day and age of social networking and online dating a photo can make you or break you. It can determine if you are passed over or if you get so many hits you can't keep up with the choices. The two photos below, same guy (my son Connor) different dog. I actually think the dog has a huge say in whether a prospective on line dater would stop and click for more information or shake their head and move on. Good thing he is in love and doesn't have to make a decision on the photo...as a mother I would chose the one with the big dog...yep...the big dog would be better....


I totally get why Connor would love this woman...a photo says so much about how comfortable you are in your own skin. If this photo were on a dating site there would be thousands of guys intrigued by this woman!

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Words

I love words and if I come across a word while reading that I do not know I will stop and look it up...it would seem that at my age, college educated that there wouldn't be a word out there that I did not know. Sounds presumptuous of me, doesn't it. But in fact I regularly come across some unknowns. I also get fixated on words that sound great rolling off the tongue. Language, so rich and yet so confusing...and in the blog world they can be macerated. Thus, when I came across this article I had to laugh out loud...yes, a word can come into fashion and go out of fashion...it is sooooo American.

BOSTON (Reuters) – This story might be epic, and could even go viral, but not if Lake Superior State University has anything to do with it. Just sayin.'

The small college in Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan, released on Friday its annual list of "banished words" -- terms so overused, misused and hackneyed they deserve to be sent to a permanent linguistic trash can in the year ahead.

"Viral," often used to describe the rapid spreading of videos or other content over the Internet, leads the list for 2011.

"This linguistic disease of a term must be quarantined," Kuahmel Allah of Los Angeles said in making a nomination.

Runners-up included "epic" and "fail," often twinned to describe a blunder of monumental proportions.

A total of 14 words were on the list.

Cliched terms such as "wow factor," "a-ha moment," "back story" and "BFF" (Best Friends Forever) rated highly. The very au courant use of "Facebook" and "Google" as verbs got a thumbs down as well.

As usual, election-cycle zingers and catchwords quickly look as worn out as last year's campaign posters.

In that vein, voters suggested the banning of "Mama Grizzlies," used to describe right-wing female politicians in the mold of Sarah Palin, and "man up," famously used by Nevada Republican Senate candidate Sharon Angle in a testy debate with Democrat Harry Reid and a favorite Palin expression as well.

"A stupid phrase when directed at men. Even more stupid when directed at a woman, as in 'Alexis, you need to man up and join that Pilates class!'" said Sherry Edwards of Clarkston, Michigan.

LSSU began its popular list in 1976, when it named "at this point in time," as substituted for the concise and elegant "now," as a linguistic dud. The college now receives well over 1,000 nominations each year through its website, lssu.edu/banished.

Previous winners and nominees include the terms "shovel ready" for 2010, "battleground states" for 2005, "24/7" for 2000 and "family values" for 1995.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Delete


After a wonderful New Year Eve...this morning I hit the delete! Oh yeah...when I got on my email and looked at how many emails there were and how long I have just let the junk emails pile...and how many times I have hit the do not compress box that comes up from my computer...I deleted!
What a great first day of the new year tasks, that made me feel sooooo dang good! Deleted whole sections of junk mails, emptying out the sent and deleted files...ahhhh my email is clean. We always want to start the new year fresh and what a simple way to give my self a boost into the new year!
Delete both in the cyber world and the real world can do a world of good for the disposition! LOL